"Do I even get a voice in the matter?" Giles asked Fate and Death hestantly.
"NO!" Fate and Death yelled at the same time.
"I wouldn't nag so much if you did what you said you'd do!" Fate growled at Death.
I DO EVERYTHING YOU ASK ME TOO. I GO TO THE STORE AND GET YOU TAMPONS WHEN YOU ASK ME TO.
"I wasn't talking about that."
"I was talking about the deck!"
"WELL THAT WASN'T MY FAULT"
Fate and Death continued like that for some time. Seeing his chance, Giles started to run when out of no where...
"Why do we have to come with you two?" Willow questioned.
"Cause you are screwing up the whole UC universe."
"How did we do that and what does UC stand for? Why did Hell freeze over?" Xander asked, trying to figure out where he messed up again.
"Well to answer the easy question first it was declared that you two would only if hell froze over. UC stands for UnConventional, that's when two peopple get together even though there isn't a chance in Hell for them."
"I still don't see how we messed up the UC thing."
*sigh* "See Willow is posed to be with Angel therefore leaving Buffy to be with Spike."
"Hey what about me?" Xander exclaimed in a hurt voice.
"You will get to be with your true love."
"Well who is she?" he really wanted to know, the two beings looked at each other and snickered.
"Do you know where I can get an axe?"
"Of course, but I can't tell you."
"The human kind needs to work things out on their own or they won't make this world what it should be."
"What should it be?"
"I can't tell you...and what is this twenty questions?"
"Can I steal an axe?"
"Not in my presense."
"Ummm if I can't steal an axe in your presense how can I uh kill someone?"
"Oo, I never thought about that one. I have no idea Oz but mankind depends on you."
"Well thanks for not putting any presure on me or anything."
"Not a problem my dear boy. I know, let's go to the market and get some fish."
"It will solve everything."
"Okay." With that Oz and the Supreme One went to get fish.
Sitting with Faith, or as he liked to call her, Sandra, The Mayor was doing some evil plotting.
"And the masses of Hell will arise and call you mommy." The Mayor explained.
"Why would they call me mommy?"
"Sandra, I know you are a bit young to be a mother and I do not condone teenagers being parents but it is a must. They will count on you to teach them what to eat and right from wrong. Show them the way to act in this world."
"I see." was all Faith said.