Subject: Its fun to share!
Date: Fri 27 Jul 2000 09:49:25
From: Wolfinlove@howl.net LOL
1. What time is it: It's about damn time I'm famous that's what time it is.
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Devon Macleish. Does that scream rock star or what?!
3. Nicknames: ROCK GOD. Dev, also various things that girls scream out during sex. You know.
4. Parent's names: Yeah I've got them. So?
5: Number of birthday candles you blew out on your cake last year: Oz put like candles all over my keg! Couldn't light them though. He thought it was funny. Freaky shrunken bastard.
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: March 13th. Which is cool it's got that whole mystery danger thing going on.
7. Pets: Oz
8. Height: Perfect. Everyone looks up to me. Way it should be.
9. Eye color: Stunning brown. The kind that draw you in. Make you want to have sex. Unless you're a guy.
10. Hair Color: Sandy brown. Reminds you of the beach. And sex. Right?
11. Piercings: Oh you'd love to know wouldn't you?
12. Tattoos:When I get one it's going to say, "Rock God." Unfortunately, I have this thing with pain, and I haven't been drunk enough. Yet.
13. How much do you love your job (1 to 10): How much do I love entertaining the masses, having girls beg me to have sex with them and living the life of a true Rock God? Shit man. 11.
14. Birthplace: Shit, does it matter?
15. Hometown: Sunnydale
16. Current Residence: The 24 Hour Orgy Factory otherwise known as the Dingo House. Represent!
17. Been in love before? Been in love before? Who needs love when you can get LOVIN!? I mean look what that shit did to Oz. I prefer sex and avoiding the 'L' word all together. Unless it's "I LOVE SEX" in which case it's cool.
18. Been to Africa? Shit no. Elephants scare me.
19. Been toilet-papering? I have a f---ing FILE at the Sunnydale PD! Like with my name and shit!
20. Been toilet papered? Once this chick... dude you don't want to hear that story!
21. Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: Again with the love shit. Rock stars DO NOT CRY. I once had sex with two chicks after a concert like five times and Lil Dev was HURTIN.
22. Been in a car crash? Oz is a good driver, so hell no. Well...I took Oz's van once while he was banging his girl so I could get some booze. Well Oz I guess this is a good time to tell ya...
23. Croutons or Bacon Bits: Whatever the hottest chick brings me.
24. 2 Door, 4 Doors on a car: More doors. More girls. Stuff 'em in the trunk for all I care. But don't kill 'em...
25. Coffee or Coffee Ice cream: Coffee is good for hang-overs. Coffee ice cream is good for kinky sex.
26. Blanket or Stuffed Animal: I have a stuffed bear named Teddy. SHUT UP. Chicks dig bears.
27. Dumper or Dumpee: Damn it.
28. Salad Dressing:Hmm: French, Italian, I like 'em all.
29. Color of socks: Is this like a condom thing? 'Cause I like the ones that glow in the dark.
30. Number: 1
31. Place to be kissed: How do I put this? Dude I'm a guy, figure it out.
32. Movies: Idle Hands. There's this lil freak in it who looks just like Oz. Swear.
33. Quote from a movie: "Seduce and Destroy." - Tom Cruises' sweet-ass character in Magnolia.
34. Favorite Holiday: 34. Favorite Holiday: My Birthday. I get lots of presents in the form of Happy Birthday sex. Also Oz shows up for practice on time.
35. Favorite Foods: Whip Cream. Eggo Waffles, those things are kick ass.
36. Day of the Week:Devon Day because everyday I get to wake up and be me.
37. Song at the moment: Any song by the Dingoes. I guess I'd lean towards Thrown to the Wolves 'cause it's close to Oz's time. Better stock up on the midol.
38. TV show: Behind the Music. Because some day I'm gonna be on that show tanked full of drugs with two hookers and I'll be all up on that shit tellin stories about the good old days. But until then it's cool to see how much more attractive I am than that dipshit from Goo-Goo Dolls.
39. Toothpaste: Whatever shit Oz used to buy...It whitens.
40. Restaurant: Joe's Crab Shack
41. Flower: Shit I don't follow that stuff. Carnation?
42. Least Favorite thing: Not getting laid. And Oz leaving the band. I blame you Yoko. Oz where the hell are you anyway?
43. Sport to Watch: Tonsil Hockey. But I like to participate, not watch.
44. Fast Food Restaurant: Wendy's 'Cause it's a girl's name
45. When was your last hospital visit?: Shit. Hospitals and I are not friends. I hate needles. Besides they gave me pills and said the burning would...
46. Favorite drink?: Beer.
47. What color is your bedroom's carpet? Why don't you come in and see for yourself?
48. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers License test? I don't have a driver's liscence. I let Oz drive me around and then the little shit LEFT TOWN!
49. What do you think of Ouija boards? Great way to scare chicks into bed. Oz's ex-old lady liked em.
51. Who is the last person that you got mail from before this one? Some sweet ass 18 year old female who wanted me to see her home page... She said we'd talked before but I don't remember her anyway. And the little bitch was gonna make me pay to look! So I left.
52. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Not in this state. Damn you Richard Kimble.
53. Which single store would you choose to max your credit ca5rd? Comdom Nation. Glow in the dark rubbers!
54. What do you do most often when you are bored? Rock stars don't GET bored. That's what the groupies and booze are for. Duh.
55. What words or phrases do you overuse?: Dude, Lil Bitch in ref to Oz..
56. Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away: Oz, I guess. Where the hell are you anyway?
57. Most annoying thing is: Yokos.
58. Best thing: Sex and being a Rock Star. But I guess those go together huh.
59. Bedtime:After sex. Just roll it on over and out like a light.
60. Where did you go to High School: Yeah I did that for awhile. The f'ing place blew up.
61. Anything else you care to share? Someday I'm going to big like the best thing ever unless I get eaten by the freaking undead. I went to a part one time and the freaking undead like killed all the hot chicks.
In which case you BETTER put something cool on my gravestone. And Oz, get your ass back to Sunnydale.